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If GOD Had an Office by Muriuki Gitonga.

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A bold, thought provoking play imagining a world where God has an office and people line up to plead, protest, and petition. A humorous yet heartfelt reflection on the state of modern prayer and faith by Muriuki Gitonga.

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SKU: 978-9914-773-59-0 Category: Kenya Fiction Tags: African Books, Kenya Fiction, Kenyan Authors
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If God Had an Office is a powerful, soul-stirring stage play that reimagines prayer in the modern world. Through sharp dialogue, humor, and raw emotion, Muriuki Gitonga presents a bold and imaginative scenario; what if God had an actual office and we could visit Him with our frustrations, complaints, and pleas?

Set across metaphorical meetings and crowded spiritual waiting rooms, the play explores the deeply human struggles of love, loss, poverty, infertility, faith, and the silence of heaven. From men jokingly booking heavenly appointments for wife exchanges, to desperate women pleading for answers, and even an angry man confronting God’s “staff” over unbearable tragedy; this work challenges audiences to reconsider the nature of prayer, divine justice, and the gatekeepers that stand between us and God.

This play is not only a theatrical masterpiece but a wake up call to reconnect with God, not out of desperation, but through true relationship, trust, and love.

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  1. Maggie nduati – 8th July 2025

    Rated 5 out of 5

    Heyyyy.
    It’s an awesome novel,i love it.It have poured the naked truth about Christianity today. Everyone should read it.
    Some key takeaways are;
    -Nowadays church is an emergency unit where people don’t want/recognize God. They just want a god they can only call/use when in problems and once sorted they leave just Like 999.
    -About gratitude. We are always complaining and never grateful to God. We should learn to praise & worship him for who He is.
    -We dont understand the meaning of prayers and we’re very ignorant about it .We don’t wanna know God by ourselves. We fisrt seek the kingdom of earth rather than the kingdom of God.etc etc

    I recommend this novel to all!!!

  2. MAGGIE NDUATI – 8th July 2025

    Rated 5 out of 5

    Heyyyy.
    It’s an awesome novel,i love it.It have poured the naked truth about Christianity today. Everyone should read it.
    Key takeaways are;
    -Nowadays church is an emergency unit where people don’t want/recognize God. They just want to use God just like 999.
    -About gratitude. We are always complaining and never grateful to God. We should learn to praise & worship him for who He is.
    -We dont understand the meaning of prayers and we’re very ignorant about it .We don’t wanna know God by ourselves. We fisrt seek the kingdom of earth rather than the kingdom of God.etc etc

    I recommend this novel to all!!!

  3. Esther Nyawira – 17th June 2025

    Rated 5 out of 5

    For the first time I was able to read a book to the last page in less than 30mins.It captured all of me .Every story relatable to the current day struggles and need ,but the message was so loud and clear .going back to the heart of connecting with God for who He is .First getting it right our identity in Him .Having His word so close to us and in our hearts .
    I loved this book.I recommend it to anyone who believes in God and wants to sreghten their faith .

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